It is one month and two days before my first final. I'm sitting in my usual spot, earplugs in, contemplating the various theories of Art III standing. My mind drifts away for a second, and I begin to think **Damn, I am old...and boring. I used to enjoy playing sports, drinking, dancing; hell, I enjoyed a lot of things. Now I cringe at the thought of taking my eyes away from this prison cell know as a computer screen. What have I become? Will I ever be "me" again?** My contemplation is broken by a loud noise. It must have been those damn chair legs on the second floor.
I refocus on the screen....there it is again! only this time, I knew it wasn't a chair leg. It was something way more familiar...more melodic. A symphony of human biology and lack of self control.
Vvvvvurrrrppp!
I turn around to find my classmates red faced and hunched over in laughter. I too join in. The seal had been broken, the unthinkable had been done! Not once but twice, a fart brought about by the combination of Dr. Pepper, Red-Man Chewing Tobacco, and Sunflower Seeds made the once silent library the funniest place on earth for 3 guys and the most awkward place on earth for the rest.
No matter how far removed I stray from the boy I once was, an inappropriate fart is still HILARIOUS!
Thursday, October 29, 2009
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