Barristers Bowl 2K10

Well, for those of you who simply cannot wait for the next edition of S.I., the Barristers Bowl draft is complete. As representative for the Rougin' Robitussin, I'll primarily speak for the Purple team regarding its most recent acquisitions.

A lot of energy was spent last year attempting to stop the human highlight reel that is Beaux Jones. If we bottled him up and contained his running abilities, he shredded us downfield to the likes of Bassett, Helveston (RIP) and Commish Laborde. And when we were stingy against the pass, well...yours truly can say that a head-to-head meeting with number 7 is not pleasant. For these reasons, Purple went into the draft with a defensive mindset. Matt Stegich, Brent Cobb, and Matt Williams are all expected to be heavy hitters capable of disrupting the well-oiled Gold offense. Steggich looks like Lou Ferrigno, and claims to have played a little ball at Yale -- the LSU of the Northeast. Cobb too was a collegiate football player at Tulane Community College, while Matt Williams is, quite simply, from Texas -- nuff said.

Don't fret -- Purple didn't forget about offense. To supplement St. "Sweetness" Julien, Purple drafted Matt Mize and Blaine Ayedell at wide receiver. Both appear to be silky athletes, but the fact that their moms never let them play tackle football growing up is definitely a question mark. Both of these guys will have to step up big, as it's undecided whether Fleshman's girlfriend will let him off the ball and chain for this year's game......Boom.

In summary, things are looking good for the purple people eaters. Reclaiming dominance 1/30/2010.

To paraphrase Master P,

"All eyes on 3"